Johnny walks into a diner, does some people-watching, then decides to re-enact a global version of the movie Liar Liar but with fewer farts in elevators and more public sex and self-mutilation.

I’ve got to say at this point that the CGI gargoyles have so far been the most captivating characters in The Sandman, Dark Sleepy Bo-bos Man himself notwithstanding.

With House of the Dragon bearing down on us like Drogon on that Lannister loot train in Series 7, I thought giving my recapping muscles a stretch with some quickfire practice would be a good idea.